Creed Thoughts

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

I run a small fake ID company from my car with a laminating machine that I swiped from the sheriff's station.

You know, a human can go on living for several hours after being decapitated.

The guy was just hanging brain. I mean, what's all the fuss? If that's flashing then lock me up.

Creed Bratton has never declared bankruptcy. When Creed Bratton gets in trouble, he transfers his debt to William Charles Schneider.

You didn't hear? Decapitated, whole big thing. We had a funeral for a bird.

I was in an iron lung when I was a teenager.

I've been involved in a number of cults both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower but you make more money as a leader.